Post by digitalbath on Aug 29, 2004 21:37:49 GMT -5
Here's why the US lost in the Olympics...
1. Because they USAin't the DREAM TEAM at all! (maybe in their dreams)
2. They just USain't playing like a team!
3. Tim Duncan't lead the team.
4. CarlosT Boozer is in their team (Loozer!! Booo!!! gets?)
5. They can't marBURY those 3 pointers!
6. They were jefferSTUNNED by Puerto Rico
7. Their Defense is so carMELLOW...
8. The Lithuanians aren't as ODOMB dumb as they are.
9. Marion is a boring name.
10. Dwayne Wade is a girl.
11. Amare Stoudemire's cousin is greek
12. Argentina's Motto is "Allen Iver SO?"
12. PoPos a Vitch and all they do is Larry FROWN....
and Finally because they got LeBRONZE!!!
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1. Because they USAin't the DREAM TEAM at all! (maybe in their dreams)
2. They just USain't playing like a team!
3. Tim Duncan't lead the team.
4. CarlosT Boozer is in their team (Loozer!! Booo!!! gets?)
5. They can't marBURY those 3 pointers!
6. They were jefferSTUNNED by Puerto Rico
7. Their Defense is so carMELLOW...
8. The Lithuanians aren't as ODOMB dumb as they are.
9. Marion is a boring name.
10. Dwayne Wade is a girl.
11. Amare Stoudemire's cousin is greek
12. Argentina's Motto is "Allen Iver SO?"
12. PoPos a Vitch and all they do is Larry FROWN....
and Finally because they got LeBRONZE!!!
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