shE.pUnk
FrEsHiE
doo-ah-dee-a-dee-dee-dum-dee-dee-doo
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Post by shE.pUnk on Apr 12, 2004 21:52:04 GMT -5
FIRST TIME A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack or family pack. The boy insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. "I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table, where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Five minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."  |
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Post by blackheart04 on Apr 13, 2004 21:19:13 GMT -5
Diperensya sa Pobre ug Adunahan
-Kung adunahan ka, duna kay "allergy", kung pobre ka, aduna kay"korikong"
-Sa pobre, "nabu-ang', kung adunahan, "nervous breakdown" tungod sa "tension"
-Sa adunahan nga mangawat, ang tawag "kleptomaniac", sa pobre "kawatan"
-Kung pobre mosakit ang ulo, ingnon dayon ug "napasmo", pero ug adunahan "migraine"
-Kung pobre, "buktot", pero ug adunahan "scoliotic"
-Kung maid ka nga itomon, tawgon ka ug "negrita ," pero kon adunahan ka ug mas itom pa sa sulugo-on ang
itawag "morena"
-Kung bisan kinsa lang ang imong ika-date, ingnon ka ug "uwagan" o "burikat ," pero kon kwartahan ka ang
ilang itawag "game" o "liberated"
-Kung idaran ka nga pobre tawgon ka ug "tigolang ," pero kon datu ang tawag "senior citizen"
-Kung anak ka sa kwartahan ug dili dayon makakat-on, ang tawag "slow learner" kon anak ka sa pobre ang
tawag nimo "bogok"
;D
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fetus
FrEsHiE
You can die anytime, but it takes courage to live.
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Post by fetus on Apr 13, 2004 21:56:44 GMT -5
but but but!
Jesus said, "It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than a rich man to enter heaven..."
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Post by digitalbath on Apr 14, 2004 23:29:39 GMT -5
anung anung anung!
anung pusa ang lumulutang sa tubig?
ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?ANO?
SAGOT: eh di SUPERCAT!
nywahahahahahahahaha!
copyrighted DB 2004
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Post by v1adimir on Jul 8, 2004 19:50:54 GMT -5
Juan: Buanga bay naa koy nakaila nga bayot gabii sa sinehan, nag-orasl sex me.
Pedro: A grabeha gud nimo gamit man ka ug bayot!
Juan: Pero naa koy ipangutana bay. Murag di man to mao among gibuhat
PEDRO: Ngano man diay bay?
JUAN: Kinsay may bayot, and nitsupa o ang nagpatsupa?
PEDRO: Ha? ang nitsupa gyud.
JUAN: Daan pa lagi ko.. sayop among position
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Ironman
JuNiOr
Keep the faith and drop the fear.
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Post by Ironman on Jul 14, 2004 22:20:10 GMT -5
juan: nya bay kinsa may lubton and bayot o ang laki?
pedro: ang bayot jud!!!
juan: daan pa lagi ko... bali jud to amo!!
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Post by v1adimir on Jul 15, 2004 23:44:38 GMT -5
wat a joke..
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Ironman
JuNiOr
Keep the faith and drop the fear.
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Post by Ironman on Jul 17, 2004 4:04:33 GMT -5
serious ko bay!!! sumpay ra to sa imo joke pero serious to pagka suwat
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Post by digitalbath on Jul 28, 2004 22:15:45 GMT -5
para kay fetus--- Mga Tanong: 1. Anong country ang hip-hop? eh di YEMEN! 2. Anong hayop ang hindi palaging sure? BAKA! 3. Anong hayop ang tama pero hindi parin sure? TAMA RAW! 4. Anong hayop ang dinadaongan ng barko? DUCK 5. Anong hayop ang lumulutang sa tubig? SHeeP! 6. Anong hayop ang hindi hayop pero mukha siyang hayop? eh di COW! ikaw! ikaw!ikaw!ikaw!ikaw!ikaw!ikaw!ikaw!ikaw!ikaw!ikaw!ikaw!ikaw!ikaw! hehe wag na kuripot mo naman dili naman yan patented mga jokes. o eto anung aso ang laging nahuhulog? eh di DOG! (sound pag nahulog ka--- dog! pag sa hagdan ka nahulog --- dog! dog! dog!dog!dog!dog! .................patay  nyaahhaahaha |
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Ironman
JuNiOr
Keep the faith and drop the fear.
Posts: 194
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Post by Ironman on Aug 10, 2004 2:47:52 GMT -5
joke joke joke
unsay tawag sa baboy nga wlay tiil?
Answer: ambot lang mao gani nagutana ko
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SoulEdge
SoPhiE
RaVe MaStEr
Elite Guard of Hearts
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Post by SoulEdge on Aug 23, 2004 4:31:08 GMT -5
mwehehe... gitika pa ko beh... kanang mas kusog pa.....
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Post by digitalbath on Aug 23, 2004 21:37:42 GMT -5
Mc Arthur-- ang tawag sa taeng bumabalik pagkatapos mong mag flush!
kukurikapu-- ang tawag sa libag sa ilalim nang bo*bs
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SoulEdge
SoPhiE
RaVe MaStEr
Elite Guard of Hearts
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Post by SoulEdge on Aug 24, 2004 20:23:59 GMT -5
Some Pinoy words
1. aspect - pantusok ng yelo
2. backlog - bacon saka egg
3. beehive - magpakatino ka
4. cd-rom - tingnan mo ang kwarto
5. city - bago mag-utso
6. cattle - doon nakatila ang hali at leyna
7. debug - ang ipis
8. dedicated - pinatay ang pusa
9. deduct - ang pato
10. defeat - ang paa
11. defense - ang bakod
12. defer - ang balahibo
13. deflate - ang plato
14. defrag - ang palaka
15. delusion - e di maluwag
16. depends - (see defense)
17. deposit - ang gripo
18. depress - nagkasal sa persuading (see persuading)
19. detail - ang buntot
20. detest - ang eksam
21. devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang 'V'
22. devastation - 'dun sasakay ng bus
23. devote - ang boto
24. dilemma - brownout, a!
25. effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane
26. forums - apat na kwarto
27. it depends - kainin mo ang bakod
28. July - nagsinungaling ka ba?
29. statue - ikaw ba 'yan?
30. protestant - tindahan ng prutas.
31. predicate - pakawalan mo ang pusa
32. profit - patunayan mo
33. persuading - unang kasal
34. tenacious - sinusuot sa paa
35. thesis - ito ay
36. torpedo - takot manligaw
37. zoology - ang sayans ng pagtatahi
38. balance Sheet --- what comes out after a balanced diet.
39. journal entry - mahabang biyahe
40. asset - ari
41. liquid asset - aring tumutulo
42. erroneous entry - mali ang pinasukan
43. double entry - dalawa ang pinasukan
44. non-performing asset - aring 'di na makatayo
45. depreciated asset - aring laspag na
46. tangible asset - aring nasasalat
47. intangible asset - aring 'di nasasalat
48. fully depreciated asset - aring laspag na laspag na
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